Genetically Modified Beings

I’ve been thinking about the people who have voluntarily been injected with the experimental messenger ribonucleic acid (mRNA).  I only know a few and frankly they’re not among the smartest people I know.  The kind of person that might shake your hand while wearing a mask.

I wonder, do we classify them as genetically modified organisms (GMO)?

Maybe to differentiate between groceries we call them genetically modified humans (GMH)?

Wait a minute, are they still human or are they mutants?

We need something catchy, like “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’’. How about, genetically modified mutant grandparents? But some young people are getting it, so that won’t work.

I got it, “Terrified Mutant Subservient Lab Rats’’.

Not quite as catchy as the Turtles, so maybe just “Mutants’’ for short?